Thursday, July 30, 2009

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Dedicated to all those married couples, and those planning to get married.


Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage,
'Darling here.. darling there...'
After marriage,
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage,
'I die for you. . .'
After marriage,
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married,
'You want to die I help you!'

Before marriage,
'You go anywhere. . I follow you.'
After marriage,
'You go anywhere. . up to you .'
Lagi lama married,
'You go anywhere better get lost!!'

Before marriage,
'you are my heart, you are my love'
After marriage,
'you get on my nerves. '

Before marriage,
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After marriage,
'you are worse than godzila'

Before marriage,
'Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you'
After marriage,
'Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you'

Before marriage,
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After marriage,
You want to go, he says 'you wait-la'

Before marriage,
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After marriage,
Don't know whether katak or biawak

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